who would you want portraying you if a movie about the life and days of worldwideconnected message board members got made? The general storyline would go something like this -- whilst selling crank to fans outside of a Morrissey gig in London Dave gets arrested and thrown in a jailcell that happens to be invested with overblown mutated insects. In order to raise money for a Johnny Cochran type laywer to help Don Dave Dadda beat the case all the registered members have to think up some scheme to bring in the duckets before Dave is eaten alive by the alien looking red ants occupying his cell.
Personally, for me there's two options that both work
1. Joe
I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Pesci
this works for the simple fact that I'm a thugged out mawfawka that'll stab a paraplegic with downs with a pencil just for grunting at me
or
2. Hillary Duff
she'd have to hang out with me for like a week or two to get into character and understand my motivations and whatnot. This would give me plenty of time to coke her head up and eventually drive one home down the poopshoot for the hometeam yao ming
who'd play you?
